palescape: ask me extremely personal questions. i’ll be completely honest xx.
I’m thee most retarded person to ever exist on planet earth. Someone shoot me now
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
meladoodle: Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
“We’ll see…” Everytime I say this you prove me right. It’s never going end. You’ll continue to disappoint me no matter what. No matter if things are good or bad, you don’t care either way. You care only for yourself. Our son is here crying with me while you’re out doing who knows what. 12:09am. Thank you for doing this to me. Thank you for giving me a child and showing me that the love btwn...
My dad got mom this ginormous bouquet of flowers and another cute little gift and it git me thinking that I’m never going to have that love and appreciation. Like ever. For mothers day I’m probably just going to be sulking around wishing I never met Rogelio.
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
How do you know you’re in love?
—COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
—KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
—PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
—A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
—BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
—QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.